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# Lobbing Scorchers: God Hates The Portland Timbers
- URL: https://lobbingscorchers.com/blog/lobbing-scorchers-god-hates-the-portland-timbers/
- Published: 2024-10-26T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-16T05:44:40.000Z
- Author: Noah Riffe
- Tags: podcast, Lobbing Scorchers, Portland Timbers, Vancouver Whitecaps, MLS

It’s not every day your arch-rival has one of the most catastrophic meltdowns in MLS history, but the Portland Timbies did exactly that in the Wild Card round of the MLS Cup Playoffs. We break down the fine points of their 5-0 defeat to the Vancouver Whitecaps, Evander’s postgame tweets and Phil Neville and Ned Grabavoy’s blazing hot press conference.

After that we go through our playoff brackets and make our picks on who we think will make it to MLS Cup.

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